( private; unhackable )

Well, since I seem to be pregnant, I hope the father of the child will claim responsability. Even if it was a drunken night. And he's my teacher. Oh god, how the mighty have fallen...

SENSEI. GET ME PICKLES!

[ooc; So affected. The old Pregnancy trick. Plus the old pregnancy cravings trick.]

Well, Naruto, I never thought I'd say this, but...you could've done much worse damage. Good thing I didn't like that TV. The next time, just...don't clean, okay?

Oh, yeah...I notice some people aren't around anymore. Who's still here? Is Sai still around?

( private; unhackable )

[voice post]

This has been the worst morning of my life. THE WORST. Even worse than that mission in Mist where we ended up having to sleep on the forest ground, and ants crawled up my--

Anyway.

If anyone sees me around, do me a favour and maul the guy next to m--STOP YANKING THE DAMN CHAIN, DAMMIT!

[ooc; So affected. Sakura woke up next to a ( Read more... )

[Private; slightly (very slightly) hackable]

Oh god. Oh god, that was--what was--how dare they act that way with a woman--what kinds of beasts would do that.

Nothing shishou has taught me, could've prepared me for--

I need to. Breathe. Air. Dammit.

...I know I won't be sleeping tonight...or many nights to come...

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( Private to Team 7 )

Yesterday was certainly...enlightening. Yes, that's word, I think. The weather's warmer now, so I think today I'll try water training. Which is also known as swimming a lot.

[Private to Sai]

I expect you're still alive, right? No wolves ate you while camping?

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[voice post]

You know...waking up in your new apartment, your own room, and your own bed is awesome. IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A TIGER SLEEPING ON THE SAME BED WITH YOU!!!

I have said it before, Miss Sakura, I will not harm you, so you may put down that knife--

It's a kunai. Kunai. Stay away from me, you--

My name is Albus, Miss Sakura. I am your ( Read more... )

So that was a curse day.

Stay calm, Sakura. No panicking. No panicking!

MY FINGER IS MISSING. WHO TOO--wait, I did. You know, figures. Just my luck. TWO DAYS I've been here, and suddenly I'm enrolled in a secret crime organization. What next? The Akatsuki hire me as coffee girl? Kami-sama. I don't want to get out of bed ( Read more... )